google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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