i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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