I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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