shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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