so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
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So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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