I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes