My sheets look like a crime scene.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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