I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i think i just lost a toe
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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