you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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