Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
