Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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