I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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