We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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