saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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