i barfeds in our rink
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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