She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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