Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
