google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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