The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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