Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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