I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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