Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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