they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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