it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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