He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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