"it" just moved
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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