Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Can you bring me the toilet please
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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