Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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