A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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