No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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