Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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