True but thats because hes a fetus.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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