Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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