Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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