Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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