Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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