i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
im holly from the hills drunk
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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