Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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