your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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