too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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