I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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