How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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