im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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