idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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