I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
