Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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