PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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