I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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