he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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