Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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