If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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