You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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