If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
and you fell through a lawn chair
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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