Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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