Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
25 People Reveal The Creepiest Kids They Went to School With
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
17 Subtle Body Language Signs That Reveal A Lot About Someone
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead