before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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