We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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