another moral hangover. fuck.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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